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⚠️ DANGER AHEAD ⚠️
What is an Aslord?
True, it is an anagram for "dorsal," yet only a fool would infer meaning from this fortuitious happenstance.
In truth, the word "Aslord" derives from ancient norse historiology, when tribes of pillagers rode the currents and followed the winds, with nary a plan or objective other than the plans of that day...
...to conquer.
Yet the term Aslord has grown to become so much more than that. Becoming an Aslord, with the inherent powers and rights afforded to the initated, both secret and observed, is somethign reserved for the few. It is a calling, a purpose and a birthright, for those born again unto a tribe through a babtism of gasoline, exhaust fumes and road rash.
WHEELIES
Two wheels can be one too many when you are intent on Aslording.
PEELING OUT
Leaving gravel rapidly is important for those who may follow in the path of an Aslord.
SPEED
140mph is good for the Aslord soul, even when dragging a rear brake, setting all in your path aflame.
Raise your eyes to the night sky, put an ear to the road, examine the temperature of the hot springs where the bald man squatteth, for the Alsords approacheth.
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